Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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