Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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