Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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