thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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