Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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