you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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