new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
