we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Pants are for mortals
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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