so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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