Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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