We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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