Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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