I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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