Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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