My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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