i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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