Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
So here I am, sexting at work.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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