Welp...herpes.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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