playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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