i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
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