Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
You did what with his pubic hair?
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