I'm really into asian looking animals
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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