Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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