i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
NoShamevember. You game?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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