I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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