haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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