are you so shy because you have an std?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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