Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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