So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I have tasted many bathrooms
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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