i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
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