so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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