Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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