How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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