i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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