You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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