i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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