Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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