I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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