just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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