This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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