How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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