Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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