sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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