Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Randomize
