Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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