I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
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