I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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