I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
You left your phone here
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