in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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