Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
