Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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