they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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